Very Funny Top 10 Pathan Jokes 2018 (New Latifay)

Pathan  Truck chala raha tha keh : ek dafa achanak accident ho gya aur ek sariki truck kay nechay atay atay bach gaya—-is hadsa kay bad say sariki: truck ko dekh kar bhag jata-ek din is kay dost nay pocha : Yaar tum truck ko dekh kar bhaag ku jatay ho??saraiki bola: ek martba mera ek truck se accident hua aur main baal baal bach gaya–lekin is truck kay pechay likha tha keh”kaka ! preshan na thi – Main wal asaan”

Pathan Jokes 1

Pathan ki Murghi Beemar ho gye uss ne kafi elaaj krwaya mgr murghi sehtyaab nhi hoye tu
Pathan ne molvie sekaha : Meri murgh bahot beemaar hai aur kafi elaaj krwaya mgr araamnhi aaya !!
Molvie Sahib ne kaha : App sadqa karain sb theek ho jaye ga.
bus phr kya tha g ! Khan g ne bakra zibah kr k sadqa kr  diya.

Pathan Jokes 2

Local Bus mia aik pathan pory safat mai apni wife ko pakr kr baitha howa tha.
kissi ne pocha : q wife ko pakra howa hai ?
Pathan Gussa hoh kr bola bewaquof oper daikho kya likha hai
“Apny qeemti Saman ki khud Hifazt karain “

Pathan Jokes 3

Pathan kay pechay Churail lag gye…
Pathan Ghabra kar bhaga…
Churail bhi is kay pechay bhagi…
Pathan Bhagtay hue ..
Duaian Yaad karne laga …
Dar ki waja say jab koi dua yaad na ayi to..
woh ounchi awaz main bola..
” Lab pay ati hy dua ban keh tammanh meri
Zindgi aj khatm hey Gul Khan teri”

Pathan Jokes 4

Pathan Jokes 4

Pathan say kisi nay pocha keh agar ap ki shaan main koi gustakhi karay
to ap issay maaf kar dain gay…?
Pathan: Maaf karny wali zaat to Allah hy
hum bus ussay wahan tak puncha dy ga

Pathan Jokes 5

Pathan: Yaara yeh shaadi ka jora kaha banta hy
Sardar: Aasmanoo per banty hain ji
Pathan: khocha! hum say bohat bara bhool ho gya hy
Sardar : ki hoya khan ji
Pathan: Yaara hum nay apna kapra darzi ko day diya

Pathan Jokes 6

Larki Pathan say: tum khali pait kitnay saib kha sakty ho?
Pathan : 4
Larki : nahi sirf eak 1 ku keh us ky bad tum khali pait nahi rho gay
Pathan: wah yaar kamal ho gya…..
hum apnay dost ko bhi batye ga….
Pathan Dost say : tum khaali pait kitnay saib khaty ho?
Dost: 5
Pathan :- oh yar khocha !
agar tum char bolta to bohot mast joke sunata

Pathan Jokes 7

Kisi ki khamoshi ko us ka ghroor mat samjhoo
ho sakta hay keh ,,,!
wo pathan ho
aur us keh muunh main “naswar” ho

Pathan Jokes 8

eak pathan india gaya…
hinduoun nay Pathan ko bohat mara
pocho ku mara?????
wahan! barish ho rahi thi pathan nay mandir main ja kar
“kaali mata” ko bahir barish main rakh kar bola
Khocha!! kabhi naha bhi liya karo , “bangalan” kitni kali ho gaye hy..!

Pathan Jokes 10

Bewi Pathan say : aj hum nay ap ka liye special khana pkaya hay
ap pagal ho jao gay
Pathan : aisa kia bana diya ho hum pagal ho jaye ga!
Bewi: Naswar kay koftay

Pathan Jokes 11

 

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