Very Funny Pakistani Jokes – (Awesome)

Very Funny Pakistani Jokes

Joke 1

Ajj k doar Mai Charger ki wire ka lamba hona bhi ik nemat hai.

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Joke 1

 

Goga Pan waly ki shadi hoye,
Shadi ki raatapni begam ka ghonghat uthaty hoye tasveer facebook pr di aur status likha :
” Shuag raat mai Ghonghtat Utha raha ho mai !”
Jokes Master Ne comment kiya : Bhai mai sari raat jagoo ga App he 10 minute baad aisa
status daity rahiye ga .
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Joke 3
English ka Ustad hum daikh rahy hain, Kon sa zamana hai ?
Pappu : Beghairti ka !
Teacher Herani se : Woh Kaisy ?
Pappu : Sir abhi kal ki he baat hai 4 larky 1 larki ko mil kr chair rahy thy,
mian ne kaha sharm kro , 4 larky ho kr 1 lrki ko chairty ho.
Larky Boly : Abb panchwa nhi hai tu hum kya karain phr !!
Joke 4
1 bandy nay pappu se pocha : Yar yeh Kushyan kisy kehte hain?
Pappu: bhai mujhe kuch nahi pta is bare main!! Meri to bchpan main hi shadi ho gayi thi!!!
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Joke 5
Ittfaq say aj main washroom main Mobie lay kay jana bhool gya Aj mujhy ilam hua ke washroom main pori 144 tiles lagi hui hain
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Joke 6
Pappu kay Mohallay main jab bhi koi chori chkari ya hera pheri hoti to hamesha be charay pappu ka nam lagta tha…
ek dafa mohally ke guttar ka dhakkan chori hua to malik riaz nay pappu ka nam lete hue kaha..:
is kay ilawa kon ho sakta hey… esay harami kam yahi kar sakta hay.
Pappu (jal kar) : han ji riaz sahab ! aap kay han kal beta hua is ka ilzaam bhi mujh per lagaa do
Joke 7
Shohar : Cricket wala channel lagao- please
bewi : nahi lagao gei !!
shohar : dekh lon ga!!
bewi : kia dekh lo gay??
Shohar : yahi jo channel laga hua hy kaka ji jo jumla ap samjhay
is kay waste himmat chahye–aahhoo
Joke 8
ATwAR kay din larkay bar bar post kar keh yeh jatlana chah
rahay hotay hain nah keh ham larkiyan kapray dho rahe hain
zara khud ko bhi dekh lain jo apni apni phatecher bike mal mal ky dho kar
chotay bhaiyon ko keh rahe hotay hain ke “oye ennu hath na layin lattan bhan deniyan
teriyan”
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Joke 9
Bewi : tum mujh say kitna piyar kartay ho?
Shohar : main tum say bohat piyar katra hoon keh byan nahi kar sakta
Bewi : nahi mujhay btao
Shohar : main is cell phone ki trah hoon aur tum mera sim card ho..
aur tumharay baghair kuch bhi nahi hoon main..!!!
Shohar(dil main sochtay hue): shukar hay issay pata nahi hy
keh yeh cell china ka hey aur wo bhi char sim wala
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Joke 10
Pakistan ka 90% Tajir tabqah Haji hey Namazi hey
Dukano kay ziyada tar nam
Makkah, Madina hain aur
phir bhi koi khalis chez nahi milti
saray AAkho SUBHAN_ALLAH
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