Urdu Double Meaning Jokes Kiya Aap Bore Ho Rahy

Kiya Aap Bore Ho Rahy Hen.?
Kuch Kerna Chahte Hen.?

Simple..

1. Open the Zip

2. Insert ur Hand.

3. Slowly take out.
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Pen & Paper from Bag
& write “HARI OM” 100 Times.. 😀

Think Positive 🙂
Hahahha

😜

GIRL:
Jaanu Mere Mun Me Daalo, Me Choosungi.
BOY:
Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai to Me Kiya Kerunga?
GIRL:
Tum
,
,
,
Doosri Icecream Le Lena.. 😀

Hhahaha

Urdu Double Meaning Jokes

 

 

5 Larkiyan Fruit Waly Se:
Bhai 5 Kelay De Do..

Fruit Wala: Me 6 Se kam Kelay Nahi Deta.

Larki: Chalo 6 Hi Dedo,
Ek Kha Lengy.. 😉 😀

Hhahaha

Wo Kiya Hai Jis Per Agar
Piyar Se Hath Phero To
Foran Khara Ho Jata Hai..??
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U Dirty Mind.. 😉
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Answer Is,,
“BETHA HUA BAKRA..” 😀

Hahhaha

Sardar Aur Uski GF Park Me Bethy Thy..

GF: Ye Laal Qila Laal Q Hai??

Sardar Mazak Me:
QK Rajnikant Ny Paan Kha Ker Us Per Pichkari Maari Thi..
Aur
Ab Myjh se Ye Mat Puchna K
Taj Mahal Sufaid Q Hai.. 😀

Hhahaha

Hila Darling Hila..
Zor Zor Se Hila..
Dil Se Hila,,
Pakad Pakad K Hila..
Bas Hilati Ja..
Jitna Hilaye Gi,,
Utna Maza Aaye Ga..
Warna
Tera HALWA Jal Jaye Ga.. 🙂

Hahhaha

 

Bite The Neck Gently..
Chew The Breast Softly..
Spread The Legs Slowly..
Taste The Juice Excitingly..
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Is Tarha Se Aap
“Tandoori Chicken”
Ko Enjoy Ker Sakty Hen.. 😀

Hhahaha

‘RAND’ aur ‘VAISHYA’ me Kya Farq Hai ?
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‘RAND’ South Africa Ki Currency Hai
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Aur
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VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank Hai..
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Soch Badlo, Desh Badlega ?:-D

Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING Karao.. 😀 😉

Hahhaha

Girl: Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega.

Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Sidhi Raho,
Wahan se Hath Hatao,

Girl: Nahi Ab Bas.

Boy: Plz Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya To Me
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Fail Ho Jaunga.. 😉 😀

Hahhaha

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