Urdu Double Meaning Jokes Kissing at TOp

Urdu Double Meaning Jokes Kissing at TOp

Kissing at TOP..

Fingering at MIDDLE…

Firing at bottom …

Yes your right

“CIGARETTE
Smoking” is Injurious to Health…;-p

Hahaha

 

Hath me lo
.
.
Ab thook lagao
.
Ab kapde se rub karo
.
Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
.
Ab pura hath ghuma k
.
zor se
.
.
.
.
BOWLING karao..;-p

Hahahaha

Urdu Double Meaning Jokes Kissing at TOp

Urdu Double Meaning Jokes

 

 

I want to Suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth,
,
yep, that’s how you
eat an Ice Cream…;-)

What is “Big” in Ladies,
“Small” in girls
and “not” there in Babies???

?

?

?

?

The Letter “L”

What u Thinking..??
Dirty Mind…;-p 😉
Hahahaha

Wo Maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
.
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
.
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
.
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab ka..;-)

Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak

Dirty Mind
They r Plying Table Tennis…;-p

Hahahaha

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honton Se Laga K Dekho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
“VANILA ICE CREAM”
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. 😉

Hahahha

Mangta hoon to Deti Nahin ho:
“JAWAB MERI BAAT KA”

Deti ho to Khada ho jata hai:
“ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA”

Kyon Bolti ho k Dheere se Daalo:
BAALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA”…;-D

1st Boss:
Tum ne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?

2nd Boss:
Yaar Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi

1st Boss:
Wo Kese?

2nd Boss:
Kuch Nhi Bas Jab Maine
Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To
Wo Chair Dhundne Lagi….;-p:-D

Boy with His Girlfrnd Watching
a Boxing Match,
In which a Boxer got
Knocked Out in The 1st round!

Boy:
Disgusting, just
ALL OVER in 1 Min?

Girl:
Now U know How I Feel?…;-p;->

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