Double Meaning Urdu Jokes Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki

Double Meaning Urdu Jokes Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Tayyar Ho Jaati Hai?
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Vote
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Kabhi Mulk Ke Baare Me Bhi Soch Liya Karo,

Hamesha Apne Bare Me Hi Sochte Ho..;-p:D

You Cannot Taste Me

Until

You Undress Me

Regards

“BANANA”..;-p

Double Meaning Urdu Jokes Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki

Double Meaning Urdu Jokes

 

Larki Jab Saray Kapray Utaar leti hay to kia hota hay?

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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…;-p:)

Wo kiya hai??
JiS pE Agar PiyAr se HAth phEro to
ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??

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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA …;-p:D

Hahaha

Touch it gently,

put 2 fingers inside,

if it is wide use 3 fingers,

make sure it is wet and rub up and down.

Yep that is how you wash a cup..:-)

JO Mango ge Milega..
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DIL
DHADKAN
JIGAR
Ankhen
Dosti
Mohabbaten
MANN
JAAN
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BUS “JUDAI” nahi Mil Sakti,

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Uski
DVD Kharab ho gai hai…;-)

Kareena has Small.

Raakhi has Big.

Raani mukherji has 1 Big and 1 Small.

Aishwarya rai has 2 Small.

What’s That ?

The letter ‘R’.

But I Like the Way You Think..:-P:-D

After Election Ex PM of India

ManMohan Said:

“Ye to Sonia Ji ka Hath hai Warna is

Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”..;-p

Hahaha

Boy: What is that u keep in ur Mouth
which is 6″ long,
and move it in and out,
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: Why do u ask such question to me.
I cant tell such words.

Boy: Don’t Worry,
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Its Tooth Brush..;-p

Per Teri Soch Ko Saat Topon Ki Salami 🙂

Hahaha

Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door-Bell.
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Lady from inside:
Bhaiya kitna dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tum se Accha to Paperwala hai
jo Chup Chap
Neeche se Daal Deta hai…;-p

Girlfriend: Its 2 Tight

Boyfriend: Dont Worry, I’ll put it Slowly,

Girlfriend: Push it in.
Boyfriend: Ah..I cant.

Girlfriend: Its Painful.
Boyfriend: Forget it.
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We’ll Buy new WEDDING RING…;-p

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