Double Meaning Jokes Urdu Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye

Double Meaning Jokes Urdu Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye

Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye

Uski Ek cheez
Hamesha kaali hi rahegi
.
.
.
.
Parchai BC Parchai…;-p:)

Hahaha

Sali: Jiju jee 100 rupaya de do Kal de doungi.

Jija: 1000 Lo aur Abhi Do..;-p

English Phrase: Are you Feeling Down?

Urdu Translation: Kiya Tum Neeche Mehsoos ker rahe ho?..;-p

Double Meaning Jokes Urdu Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye

Double Meaning Jokes Urdu

 

Example Of A Short,
Sweet and Meaningful Answer
Girl: “Hey! How Are You Doing These Days?
Boy: “By Hand“

Wife: Bus karo Raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho,
or Subha k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi??
.
.
Husband: Abhi to kuchh nahi kia,
Ab to Din Raat karunga Q K,
,
,
,
5000 MSG Free Hen…;-p

Hahaha

He: Everything is Fair in Love

She: Par Janu, Tumhara to Kala hai.;-p
.
.
.
Confused??
I am Talking about your Face…;-p

Catch Her by Her Waist.

Bring Her Home.

Keep ur Hand on Her Neck

Put Your Lips on Her Lips
& have a,
,
,
,
,
Nice Drink
.
PEPSI…;-p

Most Confusing..

Girl: Aj Office Jaatay Hi Boss
Mujh Pay Charrh Gaya

Friend: Q?

Girl: Me Late Gayi Thi Naa..:-P

Ek Larki Tailor ki Shop per Gai Aur Boli:
“Kiya Yahan ‘Galay’ Milty Hen?”

Tailor Khary ho ker Bola:
“Bismillah Gi,,
Milty To Nahi
Per Aap Kehti Hen To Mil Lety Hen”…;-p

Girl: Its 2 tight

Boy: Don’t worry,
Ill put it slowly,

Girl: Push it in

Boy: Ah..I cant

Girl: Its painful

Boy: Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING…;-p

Teri Soch Ko Salam.:-)

 

In a Bathroom,
A Boy Touches a Girl Everywhere!
You Know whose that Boy??
?
Stupid Its Lifebouy Soap.:-)

Dirty People Always Think Dirty..;-p

He came at Night, Exposed My Body,
Got on Top of Me,
Touched Me,
He Bit, Sucked,
Swallowed,
When He was satisfied,
He Left
I Was Hurt…
.
Bloody?

Mosquito…:-p

Teri Lita k Loon,

Ya

Bitha k Loon?

Karun Andhera ya Bulb Jala k Loon?

Ya

Tujhy karun Khara, Aur Phir Jhuka k loon?

Ab Tu hi Bata k Me Teri

“Photo” Kis Tarha se Loon?…;-p

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