Best of the best Pakistani Lateefay Funny

Best of the best Pakistani Lateefay Funny
Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 1

Hamary Siyastdano ne humain ye Sikhaya
“Hum Sindhi, Balouchi, Punjabi, aur Pathan hain”
Hamary Molvio ne sikhaya
“Hum Barelvi, Sunni, Shia, aur Deobandi hain”
Hamary Maa Baap ne Sikhaya
“Hum Rajpoot, Jutt, Arain, Gujjar, Malik, Mughal, etc etc Hian”
laiken kissi ne ye nhi btaya k hum sab Musalman hain aur Pakistani Hain !
Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 2

Baap : Tumhara Ajj ka paper aisa howa?
Pappu : Bahot acha howa hai mjhy tu kuch bhi nhi likhna parra.
Bapp ne heraan ho kr pocha woh q?
Parchy pr likha tha inn swalo pr roshni dalin khush qismati se meri chair bilkul bulb k nechy thi aur parcha roshan he raha.

Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 3

1 pagal Khany mai 1 pagal swimming pool k kinary tehal raha tha jb uss ne daikh k 1 pagal larki ne swimming pool mai chalang lagaye aur uss ki teh mai ja kr ghaib ho gye.
pagal ne aao daikha na tu foran swimming pool mai kooda tairta how teh tk pohncha aur larki ko bahir nikal kr ly aaya.
Pagal Khany k director tk jb khabr pohnchi tu uss ne pagal ko bulaya aur ussy kaha tumhary liye achi news hai aur ik bad news.
good newse hai k kal js trha tum ne 1 larki ko dobny se bachayahai uss pr hamary board ne faisla kiya hai k tumhary andr insani hamdardi k jazbat zinda ho chukky hian aur tumhara dimagh kaam krna shuru ho gya hai, lehaza tumhay ghar jany ki ijazt hai.
“acha g” Pagal khushi se uchal parra
laiken Burri Khbar kya hai?
“burri khabr ye hai k tum ne js larki ko swimming pool se nikal kr jaan bachaye thi uss ne chaat pr ja kr gally mai rassi daal kr khudkashi kr li hai .
“nhi janab” pagal ne jaldi se baat kaat kr kaha
uss ne khudkashi nhi ki woh tu mai ne ussy pani se nikal kr sokhny k liye chaat pr rassi se latka diya tha.
“abb ye btaye keh mai ghar kb ja skata hoN?

Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 4

Pakistan sy kachra Uthaya ja raha hai
Suno ! tum khiriyt se ho naa ?

Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 5

1 Pakistani ne aaj 120minute tk sans roakny ka world record bana liya hai,
Pakistan Zindabad
Namaz-E-Janaza aaj sham 6 bajy ada ki jaye gi.

Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 6

Faiza : Hi
Ahmad : Hello
Faiza : How are you?
Ahmad : I’m fine
Faiza : Where you from?
Ahmad : Abbotabad
Faiza : Kitna parhe ho?
Ahmad : Ap Jitna!!!
Faiza : Kia Matlab???
Ahamd : Main bhi itni English bool kay
phir Urdu main shrou ho jata hoon.

Pakistani Lateefay Funny Joke No. 7

Ek joray Nay jab apni shaadi ki 25th saalgirh manai to ek
sahafi in ka interview laine pouncha..
woh jora apni behtreen aur sukhi azdavaji zindagi kay liye mashoor tha..
In dono mian bewi kay drmiyan in ki 25 sala zindagi main kisi choti si
baat par bhi takrar nahi hui thi.. Log in ki is mohabbat say bharpoor
azdavaji zindgi ka raaz jan’ny kay liye be-chain thay..
shohar nay bataya: Shohar nay bataya keh hamari shadi kay foran baad
hum “honey Moon” manany eak pur fiza pahari maqam per gaye..
wahan hum logon nay ghur sawari ka programme banaya…
Mera Ghora Bilkul thek tha lekin meri bewi ka ghora
thora nakhray wala tha.. Is nay dortay dortay achanak meri bewi
ko gira diya..meri bewi uthi aur baray piyar say is ki peith per hath phair ke kaha
*” yeh pehli bar hay:* aur phie is par sawar ho gye..
thori door chlnay kay bad Ghoray nay phir usay gira diya
Bewi nay phir usay kaha *: yeh dosri baar hay:*
aur phir is per sawar ho gye thori door ja kar Ghoray nay
phir usay gira diya ..
is bar meri bewi nay kaha kuch nahi…khamoshi say apna pars khola,
aur pistol nikaliaur ghoray ko goli mar di.
Mujhay yeh dekh kar kafi Ghussa aya aur main buland awaz say bewi per
chillaya.. ” yeh tum nay kia kiya? pagal ho gye ho ?”
*Bewi nay meri taraf dekha aur kaha* “yeh pehli bar hay”
bus woh din hay aur aj ka din hamari zindagi khushi aur aman say
guzar rahi hay….

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